Text Message #92

During a

CREMATION:

All the relatives

stood in silence.

Everybody was

silent 'till a child

suddenly asked

out of

curiosity...

"Ma, luto na?"

PAK!!

Text Message from Gar

Philippines

Text Message #71

DERMA: Miss, may
gud news ako sa 'yo!
'Di na kayo tutubuan
ng tigyawat.
MISS: Totoo, Doc?
DERMA: Yes, dahil
wala nang space!
.. :-) ..

Text Message from Jipsy
Cagayan de Oro City
Live At The Troubadour [CD / DVD Combo]

Text Message #65

Nag usap ang HRM at NURSING
student..

HRM: pahingi nga ng alcohol..

NURSING: wala akung alcohol
eh.. Sorry..

HRM: naturingan kang nursing
student! wala kang alcohol?!

NURSING: sige nga, pahiram ng
kawali at sandok! Now na! May
dala ka ba?!

.. ;-) ..

Text Message from Gregar
Cagayan de Oro City

Text Message #46

i wOnt gO down wid d
ship & i wOnt put
mah hands up &
surender, der wiL b
nO WHITE FLAG abOve
mah dOor, am nLuv &
aLwz wiL be...No Mercy

Text Message #33

John: Doc, I hav a problm
I am vry much WORRY
of feeling HORNY always!
Doc: U want me to cure that
feeling HORNY of urz?
John: No Doc, my WORRY
Hahaha!!!

Text Message #32

TEACHER:
Juan! Asa ang
HAWAII?
Juan:
Huh?! Ambot nmo
mam! Mao na dha!
Bisan asa man gud
ibutang, unya kung d
mkita, akoy
pangitaan!
..:-)..

Text Message #29

It's better to wake
up having bad breath
than having NO
breath at all.. thank
GOD for the bad
breath. :-)
HahahaU g'morning
y'all!U aUau.

Text Message # 22

wEn u LovE
sOmeOne
figHt 4 wAt
u feeL
bUt, if dA
oNe u lOve,
LoVes
somEone eLse
"LET GO"..
b LyK a soLdiEr
kNowS
wEn 2 figHt
& wEn
2 suRrEndEr.

Text Message # 11

luv s lyk a tug-of-war
F u knw u can't
win u shud dcde
2 let go of d rOpe.
cOz smtyms,
dr s stsfaxion n
seeing d odr syd n
matuwang!..
Hahaha..