Text Message #86

-a philosophy

prof asked his

students juz 1

questi0n 4 der

final exam, d

questi0n is

"h0w r U going

to make me

believe dat dis

chair infront oF

u is invcble?

it to0k ol of da

student 1 hour 2

finish writing d

answer xcept

for 1 lazy

student hu onLy

took 5 secs. Aftr

dat day d results

r already

posted. D lazy

student got d

highest score,

know wat his answer is?

      "what chair?"

Lesson:

-dont make

simple things in

Life

complicated...

Text Message from Anonymous

Text Message #62

Which is
cheaper:

Assuming u r
paying.
Which wud b
cheaper, taking
a friend 2 d mOvies twice Or
taking three
friends 2 d
mOvies at d
same time?

.. :-D ..

Text Message from Gregar
Cagayan de Oro City, Philippines

Text Message #40

U thrOw away d
Outside and
coOk d inside...
Then u ead d
Outside and
throw away d
inside... Wat did
u eat?

..:-D.. NO reply in 3mins, BUGOK!
EnjOy thnkng...

Text Message #38

A man ws lukng
at d wanted
pOster. A police
oficr askd f he
knew d prsOn on
d pctur. D man
answrd, "dat
man's sOn s my
fader's sOn."

Hu's pictur ws
he luking at?

Text Message #37

Hey genius:

X is imposible 4
God.
X is above God.
X is mor im4tnt
dan LOVE.
D rich needs X.
D poor has X.
If we eat X we
die.

It's a 7 leter
word!

wat is X?

Text Message #34

Riddle:

What occurs
once in a
minute, twice in
every mOment,
yet never in a
thOusand years?

NO reply in
5mins, grabe jud
kaBUGOK!...

.. :-D .. EnjOy!