Text Message #71

DERMA: Miss, may
gud news ako sa 'yo!
'Di na kayo tutubuan
ng tigyawat.
MISS: Totoo, Doc?
DERMA: Yes, dahil
wala nang space!
.. :-) ..

Text Message from Jipsy
Cagayan de Oro City
Live At The Troubadour [CD / DVD Combo]

Text Message #40

U thrOw away d
Outside and
coOk d inside...
Then u ead d
Outside and
throw away d
inside... Wat did
u eat?

..:-D.. NO reply in 3mins, BUGOK!
EnjOy thnkng...

Text Message #34

Riddle:

What occurs
once in a
minute, twice in
every mOment,
yet never in a
thOusand years?

NO reply in
5mins, grabe jud
kaBUGOK!...

.. :-D .. EnjOy!

Text Message #32

TEACHER:
Juan! Asa ang
HAWAII?
Juan:
Huh?! Ambot nmo
mam! Mao na dha!
Bisan asa man gud
ibutang, unya kung d
mkita, akoy
pangitaan!
..:-)..

Text Message #29

It's better to wake
up having bad breath
than having NO
breath at all.. thank
GOD for the bad
breath. :-)
HahahaU g'morning
y'all!U aUau.

Text Message #28

_Appreciate life itself
even if it is not
perfect...contentment
is not fulfillment of
what you wish for, but
appreciation of what
u have...gOod mwning
satanan"!

Text Message # 11

luv s lyk a tug-of-war
F u knw u can't
win u shud dcde
2 let go of d rOpe.
cOz smtyms,
dr s stsfaxion n
seeing d odr syd n
matuwang!..
Hahaha..

Text Message # 10

A strong person is
not d 1 hu doesn't
cry, but d 1 hu knows
how to b quiet, sheds
a tear 4 a
moment,then picks
up his sword & fyt
agen.
-Spartans.. congrats
kya ha :-)

Text Message # 8

Gkan sa pnakasuok
qng pgbati,
ngad2 sa kdplinan
sa nag-inusarng
qng dughn,
usa k malipayong
panimbaya sa
MALIPAYONG
PAGSAULOG SA BG-
ONG TUIG

Text Message # 4

lyf has mny great
options
bt u dnt have 2
always pick wt sims
2be d best.
just pick watevr
makes u hapi.
& it wil be d best &
perfct choice..
maaung hapon!U